I love robots. I love robots so much, I have a tattoo of one disassembled on my right calf. To commemorate my affinity for robots, here's my latest Top Fifteen -- the Top Fifteen Robots in movies. From now on, though, all the Top Fifteen will be listed in descending order. You know, for the suspense of it all.
23 March 2010
Top Fifteen: Robots
From the Mind of Wezul at 3:54 PM 0 Rants
Labels: Reviews, robots, top fifteen
22 March 2010
Welcome to the Universe
"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible." ~Arthur C. Clarke
I recently jumped feet first into the realm of Blu-Ray. I bought the latest and greatest player by Samsung (and still can't figure out the fucking remote) and a 1080p TV from Wal-mart (I hope I don't regret it in a year), but had failed to add any Blu-rays to my collection. Until now. My first personal Blu-ray was none other than Stanley Kubrick's science fiction mindfuck masterpiece, 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968).
Wow. I forgot how fucking weird this movie is. (My next viewing requires copious amounts of LSD.)
The movie is divided into four acts. Act 1, the Dawn of Man, shows a group of hairy hominids cackling and shouting in apemanese at a different group of hairy hominids, scaring them away. Then after a long night of tick-picking and cuddlefucks, they awaken to the awesomeness of the SPACE DOMINO.
This megalith from beyond the stars telepathically teaches our good hairy hominid clan how to use an old femur to bash in the fucking ape-brains of bad hairy hominid leader. (I'm pretty sure they went on to sell car insurance.)
Music Monday Debut
So I'm trying something new this morning. My girlfriend is also a fellow blogger, and she participates in "blog hops." Now, I've tried my damnedest to find some blog hops that pertain to movies. Alas, I have found none.
BUT . . . I found one about music. Music and movies go together like PB & J, like Forrest and Jenny, like Martin Van Buren and those GREAT fucking chops of his. So I didn't think it would be too much of a stretch to incorporate this little addition into my blog.
P.S. The girlfriend's blog is here. (Man, I'm so gonna get laid.)
I decided to start my Music Monday with a video from one of my favorite artists. Many directors get their start in the music video business. It's easier to make a name for yourself (and to get funding) making 4 minutes movies, then 104 minute ones. This director, however, started by staring in music videos. Rob Zombie became a household name being the frontman for a little band called White Zombie (which also happens to be a Bela Lugosi movie from the thirties -- the movie shit never stops flowing, does it). He directed the psychedelic desert scene in the feel-good buddy movie Beavis & Butthead Do America, but his full-length feature debut was the insanely fucked-up House of 1000 Corpses. That was followed with a sequel. Then he re-invented the Michael Myers story in his Halloween, followed by a sequel.
But this is Music Monday. I chose Never Gonna Stop (The Red Red Groovy) from Rob's solo debut, mostly because it's a kick-ass song, but also because the video is an homage to Stanley Kubrick's ultra-violent masterpiece, A Clockwork Orange.
Hope you enjoy.
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From the Mind of Wezul at 7:48 AM 2 Rants
Labels: Music Monday
21 March 2010
Raising Kane
"Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far." ~Jean Cocteau
16 March 2010
Orgasmo
"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships." ~Sharon Stone
Ah, a movie about New York. And divorce. And love. And neurotic men. Must be Woody Allen.
15 March 2010
Family System
"Death ends a life, not a relationship." ~Robert Benchley
Ordinary People (1980). Extraordinary movie about a family coping with the worst of tragedies, losing a child. Conrad (perfectly played and worthy of the Oscar, Timothy Hutton) is the little brother who, after witnessing the death of his brother, tried to commit suicide. His mother Beth (a cold Mary Tyler Moore) is rejecting all emotional connection while trying to save face in front of all the country club friends and neighbors. Calvin (Donald Sutherland) is a patriarch torn between the two people he has left.
14 March 2010
The Lion Sleeps Tonight
"All that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity." ~William Shakespeare, Hamlet
I have a soft spot for Disney. I wish I could write up some diatribe about the evils of Disney, with their blatant misogyny; their recycled story lines, characters, and even whole animated sequences; or even their weird obsession with orphans, but i cannot. I was a Disney kid. Thanks to the Magical World of Disney, I set sail around the world in search of flying elephants, ostrich-riding island children, and BDSM. It was a joyous time indeed.